because he was smart and left himself signed in (:

mwahahahahah. I am ruthless.

fuckyeahmanchesterunited:

Rooney got a bit of a knock

Serves him right, i hate Rooney

toomanystuffinmydrawer:

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They’re just glorious, okay? Your argument is forever invalid.

AHHHHHHH

taralbarca:

shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy;p

awwww who’s a cute little footballer? you are lionel messi! you are! yes you ARE!

pistachi-o:

NURSE: Name?
JANE: He said it was, um, Thor.

Thor (Dir. Kenneth Branagh, 2011)

i am so excited to see Thor

if i didn’t have a girlfriend…

and if i wasn’t heterosexual….

aspaciousplace:

“A wink.”

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 

fuckyeahmanchesterunited:

I can fly

yes you can van der sar. yes you can

ramszi:

fuckyeahmanchesterunited:

Sir Alex still got skills at 69! 

I wish I could be this “baller”